Greg Thom, "Vice President, Government Affairs, General Counsel, & Secretary"

. . .or, as Greg Thom has apparently told at least one Federal law enforcement agency, he is "the head of the University's legal department and is mainly responsible for all government and regulatory law [So, just how long is Greg Thom's nose going to grow?sic] for the University. This [sic] includes civil rights laws and the more common financial aid laws."

Regardless of whatever planetary alignment dictates that Greg Thom's current title is supposed to be, the fact is that he is currently under investigation by Federal law enforcement agencies. Furthermore, it would certainly appear as if Greg Thom also holds the title of "Chief Liar" for Capella University and plays a key role in retaliating against students learners who speak out about incompetence at the school.

Before some of Greg's lies are documented here, it should noted the illustrious Mr. Thom first climbed to fame when he followed the lead of the pornography industry by kowtowing to the whims of the Acacia Research Corporation. Acacia started demanding payment for a controversial patent license that nearly all other universities have refused to pay for. Capella didn't mind - after all, it might be used as yet another excuse to raise tuition! Interestingly, the Chronicle of Higher Education noted that:

"Most colleges want to avoid signing such license agreements. General-counsel offices at various colleges -- including the Johns Hopkins University, the University of Pennsylvania, and the University of Virginia -- have discussed mounting a collective defense.

Some see Capella's licensing agreement as setting a bad precedent for higher education. Sally M. Johnstone, director of the Western Cooperative for Educational Telecommunications, said that Capella had "basically validated Acacia's claim."

"It sounds to me that just as the porn industry was not willing to fight, the higher-education industry is unwilling to fight," she said. She worried that administrators at traditional institutions would now feel more pressure to strike a deal with Acacia.

Officials at Capella and at Acacia did not respond to calls from The Chronicle on Wednesday.”

The last sentence is particularly enlightening because Greg Thom, when is engaged in retaliating against students, literally refuses to abide by written university policy that states e-mail is the official form of communication. In addition, Greg Thom insists on ONLY speaking by telephone. (Hey Greggy, it’s easier to try and cover your tracks that way, right?!)

Interestingly, in another article Greg did open his mouth and stated,

""We don't use much of their technologies, but signing the agreement for an insignificant cost saves us money from hiring outside attorneys," said Greg Thom, Capella's general counsel. "We haven't even looked in great deal to the scope of the patents. It was in our best financial interest to sign the agreement and move on."

Apparently, Greg Thom has no problem wasting money on such matters and yet he really seems to enjoy abusing students (as will be documented on this site).

Lies told by Greg Thom

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

Now that we've got that settled, the fact is that Greg Thom is a liar. Here are some of his lies:

 

While we'll be posting other Greg Thom lies in the near future, here are a few to get things started:

Greg Thom: "Good Buddy" and Liar

As is so typical of bullies, Greg Thom likes to be seen as "Mr. Congeniality" (note his penchant for using given names) and yet the fact remains, he's a liar!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greg Thom "Reverts" Back to his True Self - as a Liar!

Greg Thom not only lied about Capella "examination" regarding WebCT's "ADA compliance issues" - at least no one we know of has ever seen or produced a copy of this "examination." So, in case you're wondering why the box listed below is empty, that's because Capella University has never produced the "findings" that Greg Thom promised. It should be noted that Kurt Linberg, also promised (and lied) about the same thing.

 

 

 

 

(This box has been left intentionally blank as Greg Thom never "reverted back with his findings" regarding WebCT and compliance with the ADA.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Greg Thom Lies to
United States Department of Education, Office for Civil Rights (OCR)

The following document was obtained from OCR under the Freedom of Information Act. Notice the "lovey-dovey" relationship Greg had with OCR's so-called "investigator," Mark Farr. The case involves Greg Thom and other thugs from Capella (including Karen Viechnicki and Kurt Linberg) for retaliation against a student by locking him out of their "university" when he filed a lawful complaint against Capella for discrimination against all students with disabilities.

Capella University, under the counsel of Greg Thom, held a Kangaroo Court against that student (the student was denied all due process rights, never received any information regarding Capella's bogus charges against him, etc.). As noted below, Greg Thom later claimed the student had only been "suspended" for two quarters. Of course, Greg Thom, Kurt Linberg, Karen Viechnicki, and others all lied about this (gosh, what a surprise). To this day, Capella University has literally refused all communication with the student and has never contacted him. The fact that Greg Thom is a liar simply cannot be contested. Neither he, nor any other jerks from Capella have ever contacted the student regarding these and other lies.

 

 

 

 

Greg Thom Lies to OCR - the Truth, Part 2

The follow statements are the real facts regarding Greg Thom's love letter to OCR's Mark Farr. Obviously, it is grossly inappropriate for Capella's "Chief Counsel," Greg Thom, to ask OCR for advise on how they should continue to retaliate against a student. It also displays Greg Thom's arrogance.

 

 

Facts:

  • Neither Greg Thom, nor any of the other liars at Capella University ever "offered" to "invite" the student back - the fact is that the university never contacted the student after Greg Thom lied to OCR. Greg Thom and his cohorts are liars. Period.
  • Kurt Linberg's "conditions" were merely more examples of Capella's thuggary in an attempt to prevent the student from participating in any courses.

 

 

 

Greg Thom Lies to OCR - the Truth, Part 2

In documents just received (August 2, 2005) Greg Thom tells another Federal Law Enforcement Agency that the student he retaliated against was "disenrolled" just a few days after he told OCR that Capella's "offer" to let the student take courses again was still valid. Of course, he lied to OCR!

BTW, Greg Thom and all of the other goons at Capella University NEVER told the student he had been "disenrolled" (be sure to check our "Capella-Speak" page for the definition of this new word)!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Greg Thom Refused to Abide by Written University Policies

Capella's Chief Shyster refuses to abide by Capella's written policy that requires e-mail to be the official form of communication.

 

 

 

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