Diane Stottlemyer: Charlatan and Liar

So, DOCTOR Diane, just how many degrees have you bought?

As will be noted on this page, Capella University hires and knowingly retains "instructors," such as Diane Stottlemyer, who have literally purchased their "degrees" from diploma mills. In Stottlemyer's case, Capella University was not only aware of that she bought her bogus degrees, but allowed her to "teach" - for several years after they found out! Even now, Kurt Linberg, Capella's incompetent "Executive Director" of Capella's School of Business and School of Technology refers to her as "Doctor Stottlemyer." Both Linberg and Stottlemyer are now part of a lawsuit against Capella University for discriminating and retaliation against students who have spoken out about the illegal and unethical activities at Capella.

Important Note!

Due to the ever-increasing number of "degrees" that Diane Stottlemyer claims to have, it has become nearly impossible for us to keep track of them. Therefore, we are having to redesign this page in order to accommodate all of them! Please pardon the dust as it's accumulating faster than we can work!

List of Degrees That Are Attributed to Diane Stottlemyer

The following is an incomplete list because, every time we look, we find that Diane has even more degrees! As noted, we're rearranging and updating this page to account for all of her "degree."

Associate Degree

Diane proudly lists her AA Degree (more than likely, a real one):

Bachelor Degrees

Oh, so many bachelor degrees! Now, all Diane needs now are a few more (such as a BFA and a BM) in order to complete her set!

Masters Degrees

Hmm...in addition to her bogus Lacrosse MS, she claims to have another one from California State University, Dominguez Hills (online program). Not surprisingly, she continues to report her "Master's and Ph.D." from Lacrosse long after she apparently started at CSUDH.

Doctoral Degree(s)

DOCTOR Diane has touted her bogus Ph.D. from Lacrosse since 2001. Even her buddy, Kurt Linberg, Capella's incompetent dean of their School of Technology, continued to refer to her as "Dr. Stottlemyer" even when she was still using her bogus degrees that she bought from a diploma mill!

Diane Stottlemyer bought her "degrees" from a diploma mill, Lacrosse University!

As to be expected of unethical and incompetent people everywhere, Diane Stottlemyer had no problem buying her "degrees" and using them to deceive others. In fact, we have yet to determine with any confidence what, if any, real degrees she does have. One thing that is certain, Stottlemyer did buy a "master's" and a "doctorate" from Lacrosse University and has falsely listed these "degrees" in a variety of places. To begin with, there are a couple of excellent references to the fact that Lacrosse is a diploma mill - a report to the United States House of Representatives, dated September 2004, and an article that appeared in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, dated August 1, 2004. Sadly, it is not known if the article is still available at the Times, due to Hurricane Katrina but it is available through most public library databases - we've reprinted the article, Mailbox U. on this site for those that are interested.

Government Accountability Office (GAO) Report to Congress
on Diane Stottlemyer's Alma Mater

In a blistering report (September 2004) on Diploma Mills to United States House of Representatives, the Government Accountability Office (GAO) had a lot to say about Diane Stottlemyer’s alma mater, Lacrosse University. We've provided a copy of the complete report here. The following excerpt shows that Diane Stottlemyer did not take any courses for her "master's or doctorial 'degrees'," she merely paid for them:

 

 

“Purporting to be a prospective student, our investigator placed telephone calls to three schools that award academic credits based on life experience and require no classroom instruction: Barrington University (Mobil, Alabama), Lacrosse University (Bay St. Louis, Mississippi); and Pacific Western University (Los Angeles, California). . . School representatives emphasized to our undercover investigator that they are not in the business of providing, and do not permit students to enroll for, individual courses or training. Instead, the schools market and require payment for degrees on a flat-fee basis.”

 


Let's examine some of the additional facts pertaining to this matter:

  • According to a forum found elsewhere on the Internet , DOCTOR Diane Stottlemyer's purchase was outlined quite some time ago. Interestingly, that thread is entitled, "A time bomb waiting to explode at Capella." Well Diane and Capella, it looks like your bomb has finally exploded! Boom!

Impressed? We're not!

  • DOCTOR Stottlemyer's bio in a catalog for the illustrious CALCampus International Online Learning Center (whew, what an impressive name!) lists the following:

 

"Ph.D. in Computer Science, Lacrosse University; Bachelor of General Studies, Indiana University; Associate of Arts, Pasco Hernando Community College. Lively Vocational, COBOL programming; Sysoft, Webmaster programming certification, in progress. Online teaching specialist/technical consultant for AOL, ZDU, SmartPlanet, Capella, CU, and Cybertech. Works as an independent consultant on project involving Access, Visual Basic, ASP, and SQL Server. "

 

 

Note that DOCTOR Diane Stottlemyer lists a "Ph.D. in Computer Science, Lacrosse University!" (Please bow in order to observe a moment of respect.) For those interested in following Doctor Diane's footsteps, you should contact Lacrosse University." Currently, doctorates at Lacrosse are selling for slightly more than one class with DOCTOR Stottlemyer at Capella - a mere $2700. Dr. Stottlemyer; however, took advantage of their quantity discount - while it is estimated that she purchased her master's and doctoral "degrees for a a paltry $2,200 a few years ago, Lacrosse is currently offering the same package for a measly $3100.

  • Another biography for Diane Stottlemyer appears in the book, "Debugging ASP.NET" (ISBN 0-7357-1141-0), published by Financial Times Prentice Hall, DOCTOR Stottlemyer "is presently an online teacher for Learning Tree, Capella University, Connected University, Franklin University, CalCampus, and ElementK. She enjoys teaching online and feels her diverse background enables her to teach many different courses and add variety to them. . .Diane feels that her biggest strength [have you ever seen a "small strength?"] is to present the student materials with life skills and to help her students understand the material so they can process it and use it. Diane is also an adjunct professor for Mary Baldwin College." Impressive, to say the least!
  • The 2005-2006 Franklin University Directory, notes only Stottlemyer's impressive Bachelor's of General Studies (BGS) degree from Indiana University. Interestingly, Lacrosse University is now out of the picture. Funny, to say the least, that Capella University still refers to her as "Doctor Stottlemyer" and yet her "degrees" seem to be disappearing! Hmmm. . .

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